Humour
On peut trouver des trucs vraiment marrant dans les logiciels libres.
Que trouve t-on lorsque l'on cherche un paquet nommé 'women' sur un système de type
Debian (pour apt-cache, mais
disponible sur tous les OS du bien dirons-nous) ?
clucas@titux> apt-cache search women cycle - calendar program for women clucas@titux>Et qu'est-ce que fait ce paquet ?!
Package: cycle
Description: calendar program for women
Cycle is a calendar for women. Given a cycle length or statistics for
several periods, it can calculate the days until menstruation, the days
of "safe" sex, the fertile period, and the days to ovulations, and define
the d.o.b. of a child. It allows the user to write notes and helps to
supervise the reception of hormonal contraceptive tablets.
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Possibilities of the program:
- Calculate days of menstruation, based on the length of the cycle or on
statistics of previous periods.
- Calculate days of "safe" sex, fertile period and day to ovulations.
- Definition of D.O.B. (Date Of Birth) of a child
- Allows to write notes.
- Helps to supervise reception of hormonal contraceptive tablets.
- Multiple users allowed. Data is protected by a password for every user.
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NOTE: This program is not a reliable contraceptive method. It does neither
help to prevent sexual transmision diseases like AIDS. It is just an electronic
means of keeping track of some of your medical data and extract some
statistical conclusions from them. You cannot consider this program as a
substitute for your gynecologist in any way.
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Webpage: http://cycle.sourceforge.net/
Bugs: mailto:ubuntu-users@lists.ubuntu.com
Origin: Ubuntu
Page officielle du projet : http://cycle.sourceforge.net/